My dad's nicknames for people and things

My dad has a fantastic ability to give people and things alternate nicknames.

Alternative Words:
• Crocodile: "coocoodrill"
• Drums: "da blams"
• Hospital: "horse pistol"
• Peanut Butter: "peenter bunter"
• Piano: "pinano"
• Slippers: "slinkers"
• Sandwich: "sanguiladoche"
• Tissue: "hornblowers"

Family Nicknames:
• His son Shannon: "Bones da stickman"
• My uncle Michael: "Ralphie"
• My aunt Joanne: "Dodo"
• My mom: "Choofie" and "Magenta"
• Me: "Weezer" he said it's after the kid (Wheezer) from the Little Rascals, because he was the cool one; and sometimes, "Botch" - because the sound made me laugh as a baby

From my Aunt Joanne Hi dear nephew! I was just thinking about your birthday coming up and then my friend sent me a link to watch you on a tv segment today! It was so fun to see you. Happy birthday June 13. I can never forget that day driving through New York to the hospital. And you’ll be happy to know your dad started calling you Weezer from the beginning when you were a newborn. We were big into the Little Rascals. You were very much loved. And of course still are❤️ Aunt Dodo