Lyrics:
Paul’s got a Pleistocene phone [The Pope’s. apostle. priest’s]
He sounds like he’s talking on an ass bone in Hebrew
Baruch atah adonai, can you hear him now?
Hinjews know exactly what he’s saying [precisely]
Gandhi only wanted to keep praying to Krishna
But Pitchfork gave him a 2, really shook him up [blew his confidence shook]
1800 bucks’ll get your foot inside the door
1800 bucks’ll get you in the door

I’m gonna trash all of my google docs
Delete my calendar shout out “Ecce Homo!"
God never liked the name “God” so don’t call him that
But why did he make Oasis break up?
Forget the music, I’m talking ‘bout the love of brothers
Let’s hope they scattered some crumbs as they walked away
1800 bucks’ll get your foot inside the door
1800 bucks’ll get you in the door

I last edited this song on November 23rd, 2011, a month after my son was born. The lyrics are pretty awesome. For the chorus, I think I was upset about an expensive door our architect had us buy that turned out not to work for our house. That is what the notes say in the google doc for the song.